Saturday, March 29, 2008

Congratulations to young Palace starlet Lee Hills

Name: Lee Hills
Nationality: English
Date of Birth: 03/04/1990
Height: 5' 10" (179cm)
Weight: 11st 11lbs (75.0kg)
Previous
Clubs: Oldham (loan), Colchester (loan)
Position: Defender


Lee Hills
Wickes Young Apprentice of the Year Award 2008 - 3rd Place

The energetic left back made his full debut for Palace, aged 17, against Watford in October 2007.

Lee was educated at Whitgift School in South Croydon and joined the Wimbledon academy at the age of nine.

Five years later he left for Arsenal but the move didn't work out, paving the way for him to join Palace.

Lee gets up and down the pitch well to support the attack and can also play at centre back. His defending has also improved since his arrival at the club and he is one of the fittest players in the squad.

His first team value was underlined on January 8 2008 when he signed his first professional contract for a period of two-and-a-half years.

Hills scored his first professional goal as a left winger at Bristol City the following month and came third in the Wickes Young Apprentice of the Year Award 2008, earning the academy £2,000 in the process.

Friday, March 21, 2008

London BAR King - 'Apartment 195'

The King's Road is not an area I venture to very often, so when a pal of mine who had recently moved to the swish SW3 area of town asked me if I'd like to go there for 'house-warming drinks,' I was understandably more than happy to oblige.

But as the new pad was in the midst of some serious re-decoration, and was for want of a better word (and not mine) - a tip, I immediately had visions of an evening sitting on bare floors, supping from tins of Stella sporadically washed down with cashew nuts and black olives, whilst circumnavigating an assortment of building rigging.

I was therefore refreshingly pleased and relieved when asked to join for refreshments at 'Apartment 195.'

I was reliably told that it was the best bar in the area, and by all accounts is the place to be seen, until someone comes up with something even more daringly extravagant.

So I left work in The City on a 'school night' and headed for the heart of Chelsea.

Set on the first floor of a listed building overlooking King's Road, on arrival at 'Apartment 195' you need to press a buzzer to gain admittance, access is through a discreet entrance thus giving the impression that you are entering an elite members-only bar, but without the doorlist and the attitude.
In fact the welcome could be best described as extremely pleasant and accommodating.

The staff were friendly, not snooty and the other customers had come to relax and chat, not eye up what everyone else is wearing.
The lounge music was audible but not in a way as to interfere with your conversation.

Inside 'Apartment 195' is an upmarket cocktail and wine bar.
The main room features an open fireplace, huge Victorian bay windows and high ceilings, offset by the centrepiece - a six metre polished copper bar.

The walls are dark purple and adorned with contemporary art, and the chocolate brown leather settees and slate tables makes the setting more akin to a classy drawing room than a bar.

It is designed to look like a smoking salon in a gentleman's club, not that there was a smoking jacket or Cuban Havana in sight, not nowadays anyhow!


There are three rooms that are connected via different corridors and stairways making it feel all quite exciting and mysterious.

/The Lounge - the main room is big, comfortable and stylish with subdued lighting, which can accommodate in the region of 100 people.

/The Salon - overlooking Chelsea's most famous beer garden, is smaller and more intimate than the lounge. Elegant leather sofas are coupled with antique furniture and accommodates up to 25 people.

/The TV Room - is the ultimate chill out room. The great thing about the tv room is that it is off the main lounge, so it's there if you want it, but not in your face like so many big screen places.
Two retro style sofas arranged around a big screen, make this the ideal room for a 'night in'. A cosy area for up to 8 people.


There is a fantastic cocktail list, classic to contemporary or even alcohol free - all shaken up by attractive bar staff, great champagne, a large selection of fine wines, premium spirits and bottled beers.

The drinking is all about the cocktails. There are some 40 or so to choose from.
There is also a London-themed cocktail list which pays tribute to London's history and it's popular landmark's with such gems as Big Ben, The Changing Of The Guard, The London Eye and Speaker's Corner.
I kicked off the evening with a Lapin Kulta bottled beer and followed it up with a couple of cocktails including a classic Mojito and an 'Apartment 195' favourite, a Chinese Mule, a lime infused sake mixed with vodka, coriander, ginger and topped with ginger beer. Sublime!

Eating does not play a lead role but they do offer a delightful selection of canapes, such as Oriental Duck Pancakes, Serrano Ham Wrapped Figs, Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese Bagels and Chilli Crab Cakes, if your booking a private function.

Available to hire, 'Apartment 195' makes for a cracking venue in which to host any day event, meeting or private party.



My Thoughts:

Cocktails to-die-for.
Relaxed almost seductive atmosphere, stylish milieu.
Great for an after work tipple or an informal party.
Frequented by a predominantly classy professional crowd.
Acceptably priced for the area.
Excellent service, with an attractive all-female staff behind the bar - need I go on!

Once you have experienced 'Apartment 195' for the first time you WILL be back!


Cocktails: from £7 each.
Wine: from £15 per bottle (£5 a glass).
Champagne: from £37 per bottle (£7.50 a glass).


'Apartment 195' is located on: 195-197 Kings Road, Chelsea,
London SW3 5ED.
Nearest tube: Sloane Square or South Kensington.
Opening Times: Mon to Sat: 4pm-11pm, Sun: 4pm-10.30pm
Dress: Smart casual, (leave the trainers at home)
Tel no: 020 7351 5195
Email: info@apartment195.co.uk
Available to hire for private parties.
Credit cards: Amex, Mastercard, Visa.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

A Drop Dead Gorgeous Brazilian WAG - with a C.P.F.C connection!

Now on the face of it, one would not normally associate the words 'International Fashion Model' and 'wife of a former Crystal Palace journeyman' in the same sentence.
And, when the footballer in question was candidly speaking, an inept, bungling, ham-fisted waste of space, you have to ask yourself how on earth did someone as monumentally rubbish as Nicola Ventola cop off with someone as gorgeous as Kartika Luyet.

Ventola, as Palace fans will remember was signed on a season-long loan from Italian giants Inter in August 2004, but had his season wrecked by injury.
As a result he made only three appearances, all from the bench. His solitary goal for the London Club - against Southampton on 7th May 2005, in the penultimate game of the season - would have kept the Eagles in the Premier League if they had not conceded a last minute equalizer.
And that was the end of Nicola Ventola's foray into English football, with his then manager Iain Dowie dispatching him back from whence he came - namely Italy, where he joined Atalanta for two seasons before moving on to his current club Torino in 2007.

It could be argued that had Ventola's goal kept Palace up, his name might have been etched in CPFC history for ever! However it didn't, there was to be no happy ending and so it is now simply inconsequential.

Kartika Luyet was born in Rio, Brazil to Malaysian and Swiss parents. She moved to Europe at 16, spent five years in France before moving to Italy, where she became something of a star by featuring in advertising campaigns for Fiat and appearing regularly on television.

Along with fellow Brazilian 'stunnas' Adriana Lima and Gisele Bundchen, she soon became a regular feature of the Italian celebrity circuit.

At the time the buck-toothed Brazilian superstar Ronaldo, well renowned for scoring as often on the pitch as off it, fancied a piece of the action with fellow Brazilian 'hotty' Kartika - but Ronaldo made a big mistake when invited to a fancy bash being laid on by Armarni in Milan.

He in turn invited along a young Italian under-21 teammate - one Nicola Ventola and as they say in Hollywood.........'The Rest is History.'

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Monday, February 25, 2008

'Gazza' - Misguided or Misunderstood?

What to make of it all?

Last week PAUL GASCOIGNE was arrested and sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

The fallen soccer hero’s only companions while he remained holed up in a hotel room on a two-month drugs and booze binge were battery-operated parrots!.
It was reported that that the ex-England ace, 40, also wandered around the hotel with them under his arm, getting them to squawk 'Give us a kiss' and 'f*** off' to fellow guests.

One member of staff at the Malmaison Hotel said of Gazza; the other day he rang the desk to say one of his parrots had gone missing. The poor lad on duty didn't know what was going on.

He thought Gazza had a live parrot in his room and it had flown out of the window.
When he got to the room Gazza was stood there with a parrot under each arm making them say, 'F*** off, F*** off.'

He's also been answering the door naked. It got to the point where only male staff would be sent to his room.

One day he answered the door with 'MAD' scrawled on his forehead in what looked like eyeliner. He was clearly losing it, but he was just on his own all the time.
He had one or two visitors but there was no one coming regularly to see if he was ok.

His bizarre behaviour was revealed as Police confirmed that they were called to the Hilton Hotel in his hometown of Gateshead on Wednesday (20th February) following an earlier incident at the £240-a-night Malmaison Hotel nearby.

A hotel worker said in the latest incident that Gazza had set off the fire alarm, forcing guests to be evacuated. He added: The night porter was trying to get him to leave and Gazza grabbed him by the neck and started choking him. It didn't last long and then they kicked him out.

Gascoigne, who has fought a life-long battle with drink and drugs launched into his latest bender just before Christmas. He checked into the Malmaison three weeks ago — after he was kicked out of the Gateshead Marriott.



Gascoigne has been described many times as a wasted talent.
With the sensational recent events of the last week and well documented details that have come to prominence since his retirement from playing, it is tempting to see Gazza's successes as a player as monumental in the face of adversity.

Gascoigne had the talent to become one of England's most successful players of all time. However he had other things on his mind, such as his burgeoning alcohol dependence, lifelong bulimia, periodic cocaine addiction, depression, poor diet, a calamitous family life and numerous serious injuries.

That he achieved as much as he did is a testimony to the depth of his talent and his undimmed passion for playing the game.

Gazza was born in Gateshead in May 1967. He joined Newcastle United as an apprentice in 1983, made his league debut two years later against QPR and went on to make 107 League and Cup appearances for The Magpies, scoring 25 goals.

Despite being courted by Sir Alex Ferguson over a move to Old Trafford, he signed for Tottenham in July 1988 for £2.3m.

The 1990 World Cup Finals was a defining moment in Gazza's career.
Taken by Bobby Robson to Italia '90 in what was in many people's eyes considered a 'gamble' he become an integral part of an exciting 5-man England midfield, that helped England through the group stages, past Cameroon in the quarter-finals and into the semi-final against Germany. The pictures of Gazza shedding tears (right) after being booked against Germany (which would have ruled him out of the final) went all around the world and subsequently a new football star was born - Gazza the football celebrity!

Gazza-mania was as overpowering and as short lived as the remainder of Gazza's time at his footballing zenith.
For a season after his return from the World Cup Gazza played some fantastic football leading Spurs to an FA Cup Final, scoring memorable goals and continuing his fine form with England.

With a record £5.5m transfer to Italian giants Lazio looming, Gazza suffered a serious knee injury as a result of a reckless tackle in the 1991 FA Cup Final, (right) and he was never to reach the dizzy heights as a player ever again.
Worse, this was to be the first public example of the frenzied self-destructiveness that would come to dog him in later years......and in fact has to this present day!

After aggravating the injury further in an incident in a nightclub in October 1991 Gazza was out of football for a total of 16 months, before eventually finalizing his move to Lazio in September 1992 following a series of stringent fitness tests.
His time in Italy would be fractious, intermittently spectacular and blighted still further by injuries.

By 1993 — aged just 26 — he was already battling the booze. The following year he admitted beating fiancee Sheryl Kyle. She forgave him but within three months of their 1996 wedding he attacked her again.

Gazza's passion, skill and great goals won over the hearts of the Lazio fans.
Channel 4's live Football Italia show on Sunday's turned into a weekly diary of Gazza's life in Rome. Needless to say his debut was screened live and marked by a banner in the stadium which read: Gazza's Boys, we are here, to shag your women and drink your beer.'

Unsurprisingly there were moments of controversy too including a £9,000 fine for burping into a TV microphone, and the furore over Gazza's response when asked by a Norwegian camera crew if he had any message for the people of Norway ahead of their World Cup qualifier against England - 'Yes. Fuck off Norway' he replied.
In December 1993 he reported back after a Christmas break with a thigh strain, suffered getting out of bed!
Four months later he broke his leg in a freak training accident and spent a further year on the sidelines.

In 1995 a £4.3m move to Rangers led to a period of stability and arguably the most successful spell of his career. In 1996 Gascoigne picked up both the Players' Player of the Year and Football Writers' Player of the Year awards as he helped the Ibrox Club to their eighth league title in a row.

However Gazza again fell foul of his own foolhardy behaviour.
In January 1998 Gascoigne found his life being threatened by the IRA after he
mimicked playing a flute (symbolic of the flute-playing of Orange Order marchers, hated by the IRA) during an Old Firm match at Celtic Park, which was televised live on Sky Sports. He had previously done the same after scoring against Steaua Bucharest in a 1995 pre-season friendly which had gone largely unnoticed.
The gesture infuriated Celtic fans and Gascoigne was fined £20,000 by Rangers and was subjected to IRA death threats for around six months after the incident.

One other high point of his playing career came at Euro'96, where he was part of the England team that reached the semi-finals before losing again to Germany on penalties.
His brilliant goal in the 2-0 victory against Scotland will be remembered as much for the goal celebration as for the goal itself.

The 'dentist chair' celebration ( pictured right) was supposedly a gesture of defiance to those who had criticised his (and several other players) boozing antics on a recent trip abroad prior to the tournament.

Under Glenn Hoddle, Gascoigne was picked regularly over the next year and a half helping England qualify for the 1998 World Cup. But with injury and disciplinary problems affecting his game, he was left out of the final squad by Hoddle.

British tabloid newspapers showed pictures of a drunken Gascoigne eating kebabs in the early hours of the morning only a week before the final squad was due to be chosen. On being told he was out of the squad and to pack his bags, Gascoigne wrecked Hoddle's hotel room in a rage smashing a lamp and a chair and injuring his foot in the process, before being restrained.

His Rangers days were numbered when Dick Advocaat replaced Walter Smith at the helm.
In March 1998 he left Scotland and joined Middlesbrough for £3.4 million.
Personal problems limited his appearances for Boro and he later spent two seasons at Everton, and finished the 2001-02 season with the final few games of the Division One season with Burnley.

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There have been a variety of views and opinions expressed since this latest episode from fans, current and ex-professional players, managers past and present and journalists alike:


Here are some of the comments I have read from football fans:

/'If he was a dog, they'd put him down.

/'Just to wish Paul Gascoigne a very speedy recovery. I was saddened to hear of this unfortunate incident. He is probably one of the greatest footballers of our time; we have all enjoyed watching him at his best, how about showing some support while he's at his lowest point to date?'

/'I'm sure he must have broken his head in that FA Cup Final, not just his leg.'

/'Unbelievably talented but prone to act like a fu*kwit off the pitch. Seemingly in terminal self-destruct mode. A shame we never saw him fulfill his true potential.'

/'Whilst he was an immense talent, he, like Best before him, let fair weather friends pump up his ego to gargantuan proportions, then left him wallowing in beer!'

/'Get well soon Gazza, you will always be a true legend, responsible for some wonderful memories.'

/'A bit like a footballing version of Amy Winehouse.'

/'Really sad to read this about Paul Gascoigne - a great player who brought pleasure to millions with his cheeky grin. We wish him well.'

/'Gazza is nothing without football, but unless he stays sober, he has nothing to offer it.'

/'He has had lots of help but still chooses to drink, add to that his other mental problems, OCD, trauma of seeing his best friend killed, (which he's had since childhood) and you have one very f***ed up individual.'

From Journalists:

/'The story began in tears, continues with tears, and barring a new age of miracles, will end in tears.'

/'Surely the only surprising aspect of Paul Gascoigne’s sectioning this week under the Mental Health Act is that it took them until now to lock him up. This man-child’s desire for self-destruction, demonstrated over many years of emotional incontinence, is so intense that he stands on the abyss.'

/'A talented footballer, who could make himself understood only when he had his boots on, has never come to terms with the demands of adult life, and never will. It is not quite a tragedy, as some have said, but it is very sad.'

/'Once regarded as one of the world's best footballers, Gascoigne's playing career was plagued by personal problems, many linked to his heavy drinking.'

/'I see no Greek tragedy in Gasgoigne's chaos. I feel as sorry for him as I do for any damaged, addicted person. The man had great talent and must, at his peak, have earned enough to buy out the local bank. But he was weak, not heroic. He lacked either a sense of responsibility or the inner resources to tackle his illness.
Everything, as is the case with every alcoholic, has always been someone else's fault, not his.'

/'Perhaps Paul Gascoigne can only be explained by the romantic myths of genius. One way or another, they say, artists pay for their art.'

/'It may be that all Gasgoigne wants to do is quietly continue his path of slow-motion self-destruction. If so, respect him, and respect his right to choose; but please do not sensationalise his illness.'

From ex-players/managers:

/Former England teammate Gareth Southgate, who now manages Middlesbrough, was confident Gascoigne would get well.
'He has shown a willingness to try to come through it in the past and he is obviously going to have to do that again,' Southgate said. 'He would do anything for anybody and, hopefully, people will do the same for him now because he obviously needs that help.'

/Sunderland manager Roy Keane, who often played against Gascoigne, said his problems stemmed from how players dealt with life after retirement.
'That is a problem, particularly with a lot of footballers when you stop playing, there is a massive gap in your life,' Keane said. 'We all pray that Paul finds a bit of peace and serenity because he deserves it.'

/'I do hope that things start working out better for Gazza,' Everton manager David Moyes said. Gascoigne played for two years under Moyes until 2002 — his last Premier League club.
'He is a good man, a good person and was always willing to help others. Everyone at this club will tell you that. When I have been around him he has proved to be a real gent. We all here hope he gets the help he needs.'

/Kevin Keegan was a player at Newcastle when Gascoigne first began his career in the 1980's.
He believes Paul Gascoigne's detention for mental health problems could be the best thing for him.
Keegan said, 'It's sad, but maybe what has happened now will be a turning point for him, and instead of looking on it as something that is really bad, this might be the best thing.'



Just a small sample selection of the mixed & divided feelings on Gazza.
On this subject YOU will have to decide for yourself what the score is...................

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Football Club Mascots - Love them or loathe them?


When Fullham's Billy the Badger sprang into a half-time break dancing routine in a bid to liven up the Craven Cottage crowd ( 3rd February v. Aston Villa) officialdom struck.
Billy was still jiving on the pitch as referee Chris Foy attempted to get the second-half underway, and in the end the official was forced to literally physically escort him off the playing area, (pictured right) much to the amusement of many of the fans, if not the players at least.

In honour of that recent and rather humorous incident I am going to post a piece on my blog on the subject of 'Football Club Mascots.'

Do the likes of Billy and Co. bring colour and fun to the game or are they simply irritating and annoying distractions???

Mascots are currently a strongly entrenched feature of the 'match day experience' in British football and almost every professional football club has one, usually a furry-suited local 'character' dressed up as a figure related to the club's nickname or crest.
The recent trend in mascots started in the late 1980's and early 1990's when clubs like Crystal Palace and Chelsea adopted the 'furry fools' as part of the 'lively, family-orientated' atmosphere promoted at football grounds.
Most league clubs were quick to follow suit and mascots soon became a perennial feature at most stadiums throughout the 1990's.

There were, though, a few earlier generations of mascots. From 1902-05 Manchester United had a St. Bernard dog called The Major, Millwall had a lion in the 1920's, and Leicester City had a fox character complete with bowler hat and stick in the 1940's.

Team mascots can be found rallying their supporters at most league clubs, from Arsenal's (Gunnersaurus Rex) to Southend United's (Sammy the Shrimp).
Some clubs even have real animals as their mascots instead of the overgrown, cuddly variety!
Derby County have Private Derby the ram, and Hereford United have a bull.

Modern mascots do have more use than teasing fans and having the odd kick-around with opposing mascots.
Some are a tribute to iconic figures from a club's history. Lofty the Lion of Bolton Wanderers, is named after Nat Lofthouse, a club hero during the 1940's and 50's and Wycombe's Bodger is named after Tony Horseman ( called Bodger because of his job in the furniture trade), the club's all-time leading goalscorer.

Exactly how many millions of pounds have been lured into football by the presence of a sweating, unemployed actor in an animal costume has never been established. What is beyond doubt is that the unchoreographed antics of various club mascots has become part of the modern day ritual at a game.

Being a mascot isn't all fun and games. While it may be fun to dress up and entertain large crowds, it can be physically demanding and sometimes quite dangerous. Costumes can weigh up to three stone and mascots are susceptible to injuries, particularly to their knee and ankle joints.

The profession appears to attract a particular kind of local exhibitionist!
As most mascots are fans, and don't get paid, they can sometimes get carried away.
Frisky behaviour and pitch-side pranks have led to some mascots being sent off!

Cyril the Swan of Swansea City was fined £1000 by the Welsh FA for bringing the game into disrepute after running on the pitch to hug a goalscorer.
Hercules the Lion of Aston Villa was sacked from his job after making inappropriate advances towards Miss Aston Villa, while Wolfie of Wolvehampton Wanderers and Bristol City's Three Little Pigs were involved in an on-pitch match day brawl.
In a separate incident Preston North End's Deepdale Duck had to be dragged off the pitch by his wings after losing his cool!

These exploits have led the Football League to make plans for a Code of Conduct for mascots. In response, some of football's furry friends have threatened to go on strike unless improvements in their working conditions are made.

Being a mascot is a serious business!

FYI - The annual charity Mascot Grand National takes place every September at Huntington racecourse along with The Mascot Awards, which includes categories for 'Best Turned Out Mascot' and 'Most Ugly Mascot.'

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Charlton Pathetic FC

With the upcoming fixture against 'The SE7 Clowns' I could not help but notice the enormous amount of discussion and debate that this particular game has created!
Some of the banter posted especially on the holmesdale.net messageboard has been both highly entertaining and amusing.
This is by no means an attempt to deviate away from the importance of the fixture itself, in terms of the potential end of season prize that is at stake......for both clubs.
In fact it just emphasises the passion, feeling and anticipation that this game radiates.

One of the topics of discussion on the messageboard in the last week or so has included an attempt by Palace fans to create a new song to sing on matchdays.
The result was:

To the tune of head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

Hill, Hudson, Hills & Halls, Hills & Halls,
Hill, Hudson, Hills & Halls, Hills & Halls,
I...fill, Watson, Clint & Soares,
Hill, Hudson, Hills & Halls, Hills & Halls.



Finally to end this short post I have selected my Top Ten song titles that I feel best encapsulates the club and fans of Charlton Pathetic.
If you have an apt song title to add to my list, please do post it on this site.


Top Ten:


1/ 'Valley Of The Ignorant' by Pig - 1997

2/ 'Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves' by Cher - 1971

3/ 'Aint Gonna Wash For A Week' by The Brook Brothers - 1961

4/ 'My Life As A Circus Clown' by Matthew Good Band - 2002

5/ 'Welcome To The Cheap Seats' by Wonder Stuff - 1992

6/ 'Camping Next To Water' by Badly Drawn Boy - 2000

7/ 'Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?' by Bloodhound Gang - 1997

8/ 'Sneaking Out The Back Door' by Matt Bianco - 1984

9/ 'Family Affair' by Mary J Blige - 2001

10/ 'Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window' by Bob Dylan - 1966

Sunday, January 13, 2008

The 'Beer Footy And Birds' Bog Standard Guide To Snaring Celebrity Eye-Candy.


The easiest way is to close your eyes and dream.
If you’re really into this, let’s consider the pros and cons. Picking up a celebrity girlfriend is not an easy mission. The more major they are, the harder it is for you to get them.

I am not discouraging you but celebrities are known to date their own high profile kind. However, here are a few things which could help you:

Do your research
Yes, get the tabloid and see their whereabouts. I am not suggesting that you be a stalker. The thing is you should know where they hang out, so you will know where to strut your stuff.
Going local is not a bad idea, for example The Albion in Islington or The Pineapple in Kentish Town are both used by celebrities.
It helps to get to know the staff too.

Dress smart casual but stylishly
Go for a relaxed cool look, using trendy, up-to-the-minute fashions.

Use her friends
Chat up her friends first. It gets them onside, and leaves her craving your attention.

Be yourself
Try to act normal! Do not let her think that you are about to faint.
Act self-assured and do not let yourself be affected by her so-called celebrity status.
Treat her as you would any girl. For her this would probably make for a refreshing change, and she’ll see you in another light - as a 'normal' bloke.

Circumvent name-dropping
Skirt around at all costs, she probably has more celeb friends than you could ever wish for.

Make honest compliments
Choose them carefully and sparingly but make them count!

Timing
Wait for her to go outside for a cigarette, then join her and seize the opportunity to flirt away while the distractions around her are minimalist.



Here are some other tips that may work if you cannot see a star within your vicinity:

A letter from a fan.

You can easily look up their fan mail address. However, asking them out through letters is not a feasible idea. So if I were you, forget this even if others advice you to do it!

Join a 'Date a Celebrity' contest.

Scour the country to look for a 'Date a Celeb' contest. Fortunately, you do not have to visit every town/city to do this.
Just check it out online to see if there is one near you. Gofish.com has a 'Seduce a Celeb' contest which you may want to give a try!

Money talks.

Sometimes you can see them on auction at eBay or other similar sites. This is an innovative method if you have the resources.
Most of the time, the money goes to charity. At least your madness goes to a good cause, the less fortunate. Keep an eye on the bidding process if you badly want it. However, your choice of stars is limited!



Well, some might think that making your wish come true to date a celebrity is a waste of time. But if you really want it, I say go for it!
Actually it’s not impossible. Stars can be within reach, but do not try so hard that you start to make a fool of yourself. Happy hunting!

Monday, January 07, 2008

I Svear It's Sven!!!


A grinning 'Sven' can be seen outside Walton Prison last Thursday night, handing over a team sheet with a new formation and some final instructions to Joey 'Loony Tune' Barton, before he makes his next appearance.
Six up front and a further six across the back, in a Liverpool courtroom on the 16th January!